Must Resolve to Blog More Often

Or at least, write more often.

Must get proper journal. It's such a bitch to find just a simple, hardcover lined/unlined book. They're all either dated by day or have irritating little "inspiring quotes" at the bottom of every other page. Look, I bought this book, and I'm gonna be choosing my own quites, capsice?

Gah. I'm hiccuping again. I'm very supsceptible to hiccups. I suspect it's because I inhale my food. I read in White Fang (Jack London) or somewhere that wild wolves gulp down their food very fast because other wolves'll steal it right out of the slow eater's mouths.
Food is hard to come by in the Yukon.
I s'pose that's where to wolf [food] down comes from.

Just checked in the occasionally helpful yet occasioanally misleading wikipedia that hiccups are known to develop often in specific situations, such as eating too quickly, taking a cold drink while eating a hot meal, belching, eating very hot or spicy food, laughing vigorously or ... (etc, etc. Go to the page for full info)

ooh. Me hiccups have ceased. Yesss. And also, I read somewhere else that a girl once hiccuped for two weeks nonstop. Yikes.

Everyone should listen to Andrew Bird.