Saturday 5 September 2009

Dear cosmic being[s], can I has new stomach plz.

Sometimes the universe likes to come along and fuck you up. I was victim #24369093834876 a few months ago, mainly because I wasn't sleeping properly, ergo not eating according to schedule as well.

So essentially, my stomach protested this lack of discipline and decided to punish me by throwing up a microcosm of gastrointestinal bacteria/virus/whatever it is that causes gastric.

So it's never subsided since those months ago.

So yeah. Now it hurts like a bitch and I won't stop belching.

This is completely fabulous.

hello, potential weeks of trials in stomach-clenching agony.

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