HELLO MR SPLINTER

So I was walking along minding my own business when THE PARQUET FLOOR DECIDED TO LAUNCH A SURPRISE ATTACK.

revel in my eczema toe

So then I get an inch long splinter embedded in my foot. Bugger.
I considered cutting the damn thing open with the scissors, but then pain + unhygienic. So I just poked around to get a better grip and pulled it out.

whee!
Yes I do have quite a high pain threshold thank you.

Now the damn thing's leaking interstitial fluid or whatever.
Pfft eczema related injuries.